Tuesday, June 26, 2007


Paris is Free! Paris is Free!

Those were the headlines on Yahoo news this morning. I thought perhaps France had ended some tyrranical rule I had otherwise missed hearing about. ...But no, it was the end of the spoiled heiress' stay behind bars.

I'm sure Paris will tell the eagerly awaiting media that she has learned many lessons, has seen how the "other side" lives, is remorseful, etc., etc. Then, we'll hear about her new book about her jail stay, or perhaps even a line of clothes created in honor of it.