Sunscreen?

This never actually happened to me, but it's a glimpse of what it was like growing up with my Dad. And now that I think about it, when I was very young, sunscreen wasn't in vogue. It was suntan lotion/tannning butter/oil. We had a good supply of Hawaiian Tropic Super Professional oil in our house. The label suggested that "professional tanners" (I dare you to try entering that occupation on a tax form), used it exclusively. Being that pro sun tanning is about as safe as working in a coal mine, I wonder how many of these pro tannners are alive today...